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    a tangled MESS....

    Actually he is the twin brother if the HiFi/TV/DVD/Set top box cable tangle monkey. And if i ever get my hands on that little so-and-so ill rip his arm off and beat him to death with it. :twisted:
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    Messy Car Accident

    ????? ... and for those whos first language is english? I realise that puns can get pretty esoteric, but this...?
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    a tangled MESS....

    That does work. It coils up nice and neat and stowes away just as neat. Then, the tangle monkey comes along in the middle of the night and the next time you use the flex.... KNOT!!!!!!!
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    spilt milk

    Hmmm, i think trying a VAX might be easier...
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    Messy Car Accident

    Parkin it is easy too. I heard that they tested it by driving it from Dundee to Medira.
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    Organ donation

    Believe it or not, that IS nice - for him. Besides he is a 6th dan!!! and a very qualified one at that.
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    Messy Car Accident

    Thats the way the cookie crumbles.
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    Most expensive purchase

    £1,300 (each) on my 3 Aibos... Yes, nearly one and half grand is a lot of money for a robotic dog, but a robotic dog that can read your e-mail to you, play music off your PC, write its own blog, take photos and videos, be completly controlled or left to its own devices? Worth every last penny.
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    Organ donation

    My entire family (that is, my wife) knows my opinion of organ donation, if anyone needs a bit of me when im finnished with it, they are welcome to it. As for blood donation, it was a simple decision. My TKD instructor gave me a straight forward choice - i give blood to the NBS or i give it to...
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    FLOOD!!! (lots of pictures, dial up beware)

    Ill have to upload some pics of a very submerged Rotherham....
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    The Seven Pillars of Wi$dom

    Where can you find a bag big enough to go over her head?
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    INVENTIONS THAT HAS NOT CHANGED MUCH SINCE ITS INVENTION.

    Where is my QI klaxon? The flushing lavatory was invented in China hundreds of years ago. Added to that, Thomas Crapper didnt even re-invent it, he meerly sold very fancy ones to very weathly people. Saying that, the composting toilet was invented in this country and hasnt changed at all.
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    Audi TT or Subaru Impreza

    I couldnt have put it better myself.
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    HELP!! I've put brake fluid in my coolant reservoir!

    Actually, and old tip is to put just a drop of brake fluid in your coolant deliberatly, as it can help lubricate and quieten the coolant pump. I doubt you could get away with doing that in a modern engine, though.
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    why are you.............

    My name? My love of TECHnology and taekWONDO.
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    cars

    Every day driving is an 04 Smart Fortwo, you cant go further on less. http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/haplessboylard/smart.jpg At weekends and times when i need 4 seats or a big boot or we have real weather i have a 97 FUNtera Sport...
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    Cars - Future plans.

    Hybrids are a pile of tunky. The HUGE batteries required cause an enormus amount of pollution, along with the massive alternator required to charge them. The single best fuel consumption figure ive seen on any hybrid is 49mpg. Strangly, there have been tales of 60+mpg, but oddly no...
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    Sick as a parrot

    I had a problem with a certain idiot trying to break into my car. I blew over £500 on a Clifford alarm which has a proximity sensor built into it. If someone walks past it too close, the alarm gives off a small chirp, its not a loud chirp and its only about a half second long - just enough to...
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    terrible driving

    I have to say that Friday night i had a hoot. Having a proper 4X4 and loads of puddels in the middle on nowhere was extrodinary fun. ... almost as much fun as pulling idiots out of puddels when they had driven into them too fast :D However, the biggest laugh i had was at the expense...
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