Ok, took forever and just as I was about to say "screw it, I buy a new multimeter", I found mine.
So the measurements are as follows: Blue(N)-Black(L) 230V, Blue(N)-Brown(NC) 230V, Black(L)-Brown(NC) 0V. Between Blue(N) and NO (which is now not connected to any wire) I get ~4V. The way the...