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Back in my days of spending most of the night on here, I used to tell my girlfriend I'd stayed up looking at po*n... That way she didn't try it on and I had more energy to carry on posting the next morning :wink:

You rang? :D It was a bit of a surprise to see my user ID on the forum, how are you Simon? I had to cut myself off... Forums can be addictive, but when you've got one chock full of interesting and knowledgeable folk, it's damn hard to pry yourself away sometimes! I found that I was...

The point is that one extremity of the buttocks is the perineum. Therefore the clamping force applied by the buttocks, whilst formidable, does not do much to help in this situation. Did you use a peperami hot, or was it a firestick to test your theory?

The buttocks share merely a passing acquaintance with the parts of the bottom concerned in this case. Whilst tensing them may make things more difficult for the rapist, so would tensing your thigh muscles.

1) buggery without consent: have you ever seen "Last Tango in Paris"? As Julie says, it is more than possible to bum someone who is clenching their buttocks. 2) making use of a man's equipment... ever heard of morning wood? Ask your wife/girlfriend if she has ever climbed aboard and given...

Anyone bought something supposedly-genuine on ebay that turned out to be a knock-off? A knock-off so bad that you wondered "Did they honestly think I wouldn't notice?!" :? I have a dirty little secret. It's an incredibly embarassing, heinous, dastardly secret... I enjoy... I enjoy watching...

Even if you prefer to watch TV on a 14" black-and-white set and tut at these new-fangled colour TVs and foam rabidly at these austentatious widescreen TVs, you have to admire this chap's attention to detail: Awesome home cinema Good job convincing SWMBO that this is what you need for your...

I hate reading "txt speek", so refuse to inflict it on others. So, I always seem to end up sending 2 or 3 messages to say what these people manage to in 1. But I have seen people sit there spending a minute or two editing their "txt spk" messages in order to save the 5 pence it would cost them...

Mental! Could only have been at 10 feet before he pulled up :shock: :lol: I have heard many RAF and AAC boys speak of a particular brand of mentalist known as a "Jaguar pilot"... See the following to know why they are heralded as the nutters of the skies...

Are you sure the heatsink is fitted correctly? I believe the P3 is fitted with thermal protection so will switch off if it gets too hot (this only takes seconds, if that). Indeed, my old P2 fan broke and the CPU lived to tell the tale. I have known someone to fit a heatsink without removing...

Not an advocate of colonic irrigation then? :shock: :lol: Meteorolical and nuclear bomb simulators currently run, and for the last four decades or so have run on the most powerful computers in the world. Your first two examples, along with CFD are all fractal problems... you can throw as...

Hmm... define "core audio". If you are a music professional, surely you have dedicated hardware for the audio tasks, i.e. high-end soundcards? Ah, but do they? Why would Adobe go to all the effort of porting all it's applications to Wintel if no-one was using them? Now, are you honestly...

Exact thing happened with my Vauxhall. I went to an exhaust place, they yanked the plate off and said "There's another year or two in the exhaust, just don't park on dry grass" and sent me on my way, no charge. EDIT: oh, it passed the MOT without the shield, so presumably it's not a legal...

The physics department at my old uni extends 3 floors below street level... one day, a gas cylinder in a lab on the lowest basement leaked rather rapidly... I think it was argon. It displaced the air, and rendered the lower floors uninhabitable for a few days whilst the extractor fans did their...

Despite being an Amiga enthusiast from around 1990 to 1996, I have to agree with you there... The Amiga was a fantastic product, far ahead of it's time. I even had a CDTV, "Commodore Dynamic Total Vision", apparently. :shock: Unfortunately they didn't develop it quickly enough: AGA architecture...

In a hirecar Mondeo, I found that I could drive at speeds of over 90mph straddling the pillows, through a 30mph limit. It was quite comfortable and the car made no complaint. Prior to installation of the pillows, I wouldn't have had any incentive to speed down that road like a crazed West...

A few points to take into consideration when looking at the more exotic saloons: 1) Service intervals. Mitsy's have just 4500 miles between services, which would get very tiresome if you do 20K miles/year! Best check on the cars you are considering 2) Repair. Complex drive systems with...

Mmmmm, speedbumps! There is still only one Citroen for me, the SM. :D Presumably air-suspension is cheaper to maintain than hydropneumatic, and even if the system is leaking then the pump system will just keep topping it up. Different story when you are spraying LHM all over the road :shock:

It appears that some manufacturers quote black to white, some quote grey-grey. My monitor (Dell 2001FPW) has the exact same panel as the Apple 20" cinema display. Yet one is quote with a 12ms response time, the other 16ms (which way round escapes me!). Presumably this is down to a black/white...

First thing that springs to my mind: will the AMD version be supplied with a 64-bit variant of Windows? Second thought: I have read reviews that posted the 64-bit Athlons as being significantly slower than 32-bit Athlons when running 32-bit software. So, even in Windows XP-64, you might find...