how come "im sorry" and "i apologize" are ok, except at funerals?
if at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you
There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?
Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.
if at first you dont succeed, skydiving isnt for you
There was one time where I failed to perform sexually. My girlfriend said to me "oh don't worry, it happens to a lot of guys". Ok, there are two things wrong with that. First of all who are these other guys?, and second of all if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be YOUR fault?
Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other.
My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," - 'til the accident.
No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.
