What men do after sex?
* 2% eat
* 3% smoke cigarettes
* 4% take a shower
* 5% go to sleep &
* 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
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Why is your pe**s better than a credit card?
* Once spent it recharges itself.
* It is accepted worldwide.
* You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
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A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS..
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Women top 5 lies.
From The Whitest Down
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage.
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic.
She says: What is that?
He says: We go Home, scr*w, and then you disappear.
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What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*(KED!!!
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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR P**SY".
* 2% eat
* 3% smoke cigarettes
* 4% take a shower
* 5% go to sleep &
* 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
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Why is your pe**s better than a credit card?
* Once spent it recharges itself.
* It is accepted worldwide.
* You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
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A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN: No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS..
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Women top 5 lies.
From The Whitest Down
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage.
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic.
She says: What is that?
He says: We go Home, scr*w, and then you disappear.
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What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come, you are F*(KED!!!
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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR P**SY".
