a man goes to his doc as he has continual stomach and groin pains, take off your shirt says the doc, and sees the mans stomach was bloated, drop your pants says the doc when the man does the doc starts laughing, the man says what's so funny!! you've got brown balls says the doc 
sorry he says, your problem is that you are eating to much stodgy food and not digesting it properly, and gives him a special diet sheet that he has to stick to for one month. when the man gets home he says to the wife the doc recons I eat to much stodgy food and you've got to make sure I stick to this diet plan, are you taking the p*** says the wife!! four kids to look after, washing ironing housework and a evening cleaning job I don't even get enough time to wipe my a*** around here!! the hubby says oh yes that was something else I wanted to mention to you.
sorry he says, your problem is that you are eating to much stodgy food and not digesting it properly, and gives him a special diet sheet that he has to stick to for one month. when the man gets home he says to the wife the doc recons I eat to much stodgy food and you've got to make sure I stick to this diet plan, are you taking the p*** says the wife!! four kids to look after, washing ironing housework and a evening cleaning job I don't even get enough time to wipe my a*** around here!! the hubby says oh yes that was something else I wanted to mention to you.
