"Go n av a lok at the size of the s**t ive jst dun in the loo" I sed to the misses
"no ta" she replied
"plse, jst 1 quick look, its a gud 2 pounder"
So she pinched her nose, ran in, looked down the pan n sed " nothin there, u must av flushed it away"
"no" I said " Its still on the scales"
"no ta" she replied
"plse, jst 1 quick look, its a gud 2 pounder"
So she pinched her nose, ran in, looked down the pan n sed " nothin there, u must av flushed it away"
"no" I said " Its still on the scales"
