A twitter in Disney World

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Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a likely assassin steps forward and aims a gun at him.

A Secret Service agent, new on the job, shouts, “Mickey Mouse!”

This startles the would-be assassin, and, while confused, he is captured.

Later, the Secret Service agent’s superior takes him aside and asks, “What in hell made you shout out "Mickey Mouse”?

Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout, “Donald, duck!
 
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