Ascension Island...

Apparently priti patel was looking at reopening the penal colony as an asylum seekers 'processing centre'...

Maybe someone ought have mentioned to her that the airport is closed to any plane that is capable of flying there from the UK, as the runway won't be repaired for several years :rolleyes:

Unless of course she wanted to bring back 'transportation ships' as well...

borisconi and goebbels appear to be putting an awful lot of ideological numpties into government!
just parachute them in, they will soon turn it into another Syria, Afghanistan, Somalia, Sudan.
they could rename the place Ascentionistan and all be very happy, I'm sure they would soon establish an amazing world beating economy.
 
just parachute them in, they will soon turn it into another Syria, Afghanistan, Somalia, Sudan.
they could rename the place Ascentionistan and all be very happy, I'm sure they would soon establish an amazing world beating economy.

Don't be silly. How will they turn it into another "Syria, Afghanistan, Somalia, Sudan" without any women to rape, abuse or stone to death.
 
Hope all goes well with your op.

If it's a labotomy - I am sure the Gammons on here can you fill in what it's like afterwards. :p
think she’s going in to see if they can redirect the sh!te that comes from his mouth to his arse.
 
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