Clearance Sale, everything must go

[JohnD]

Due to a change in personal circumstances, our client has a large number of consumer durable on offer at knockdown prices

One luxury motor home
One Jaguar car
Two Dyson hairdryers (unused since client is bald.)
Seven vacuum cleaners
Three coffee machines
Several luxury watches
Multiple luxury pen sets
Electric pencil sharpener
Leather bags and luggage
Three top quality loo brushes
Multiple suits, jackets, etc ( to fit portly man)
Le Creuset and other cooking utensils
Assorted jewellery
Ledgers and account books (unused)

Others, too many to list.

Retail value over £400,000

No reasonable offer refused

Apply Murrel, P.
HMP Barlinnie

 

[Odds]

I call dibs on the electric pencil sharpener - you can never have too many.

 

[motorbiking]

Don't forget the invisibility paint.

 

[motorbiking]

I call dibs on the electric pencil sharpener - you can never have too many.

that might be the only legitimate expensed item.

 

[Murdochcat]

You omitted the sake of the house to recoup the thefts