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Correct use of the "F" word

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When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,
we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945


9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot
could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$%
did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT
on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,
my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC


2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think

they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein,
 
I'm not sure about the date but --

"Why, with the power of the Death Star, can we not have a tray that is ****ing dry!"

-- Darth Vader in the Death Star cafeteria. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Don't forget...............

"Heads are going to ****ing roll." Anne Boleyn

"Let the ****ing woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle
"Challenger"

"I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head."

John F. Kennedy
 
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