"Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?"
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a
sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she
asks the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do
have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn
inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries ?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do.."
"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn iittt offfff?"
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a
sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet
across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she
asks the sales clerk, "Dooo youuuu have dilllldosss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes we do
have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
The old woman then asks: "Doooo youuuu carrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn
inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by
bbaatteries ?"
The clerk responds, "Yes we do.."
"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn iittt offfff?"
