DrWaterBurnerSystemsBig Drivel

[Aquaheat]

Sorry but i now completely agree with *Dave* (read BB/WS/DD/ mate down the pub, everyones got one!!)

I am now a competant lift engineer!!!

While working in an OAP home the lift got stuck! Fire brigade was called to remedy the situation and rescue three people, but with my egotistical knowledge i went to the wardens office and managed to fashion a rudemetary key to fit the slot above the door.

Of course i knew that this would trigger the doors to open and allow the people trapped to break through to freedom.

Oh how the firemen laughted when i recounted the story to them.

Anyway i digress, if anybody needs a fully competant lift engineer i'm your man. After all i've done it once what else can go wrong?

 

[Dan Robinson]

 

[Aquaheat]

sorry i was bored!! lol

get i quick before its removed !!!!!

 

[ajrtd]

Sorry but i now completely agree with *Dave* (read BB/WS/DD/ mate down the pub, everyones got one!!)

I am now a competant lift engineer!!!

While working in an OAP home the lift got stuck! Fire brigade was called to remedy the situation and rescue three people, but with my egotistical knowledge i went to the wardens office and managed to fashion a rudemetary key to fit the slot above the door.

Of course i knew that this would trigger the doors to open and allow the people trapped to break through to freedom.

Oh how the firemen laughted when i recounted the story to them.

Anyway i digress, if anybody needs a fully competant lift engineer i'm your man. After all i've done it once what else can go wrong?

That's well out of order,I've just ****ed my pants

 

[Aquaheat]

you need a broag and a solar system to dry those out now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll google something for you!

 

[ajrtd]

Please bear in mind I have poor water pressure now

 

[Agile]

Of course i knew that this would trigger the doors to open and allow the people trapped to break through to freedom.

Oh how the firemen laughted when i recounted the story to them.

Anyway i digress, if anybody needs a fully competant lift engineer i'm your man. After all i've done it once what else can go wrong?

Dont you mean that you should be a fireman?

You did not explain why you had to go to the Wardens office to make a release handle. I would have thought a bit of copper pipe in the van!

 

[Aquaheat]

LMAO

Please, i was just bored and i'm waiting for this to be removed, but i thought the titke might get some interest. LOL

As for your low pressure you should never ever evr consider an unvented cylinder to help this as they are a time bomb waiting to happen!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

 

[ajrtd]

As for your low pressure you should never ever evr consider an unvented cylinder to help this as they are a time bomb waiting to happen!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Too late! I'll post the results on youtube

 

[Dan Robinson]

But a thermal store to go with that unvented grade 2 cylinder would make opening your lift with a gas meter key so much easier.

But only if you had done it before...

If only you knew how to work it out.

 

[Aquaheat]

@ Tony

Dont you mean that you should be a fireman?

No i meant fire persons!! there were plenty of willing ears to regail my story!! and all in the best PC taste!!

You did not explain why you had to go to the Wardens office to make a release handle. I would have thought a bit of copper pipe in the van!

Van?? why would a competant engineer need a van? I had to go to the wardens office as it faced south and it was about 11:54, i had a pair of pliers, a pair of footprints, a magnifying glass and some foil off the wardens sandwiches. Egg and cress if you want system details! Anyway, come noon, i managed to smelt something to work and it did. I suppose you want more info to provide proof?

 

[Aquaheat]

If only you knew how to work it out.

I WORK ON FACTS ONLY NOT PERSONAL OPINION. YOU FEEL I DONT KNOW HOW TO WORK IT BUT YOU SHOULD SEE ME IN HEELS AND STOCKINGS!!

Sorry i meant get your facts right *cough*

 

[blondini]

Tin foil? Wardens office? Luxury!

(Did you offer to redecorate it?)