England vs Poland farce

[crank39]

You've gotta laugh, they've known about the rain, they've watched it fall all day, the stadium has a roof, it was shut all summer and yet they decide to open it for tonights game, now they say its too late to shut it, the rains too heavy and its windy so we can't shut it.

No groundsmen on the pitch prodding, it appears there are no forks in the ground...reason being 'we have a roof, we don't need forks'

Ref comes out half hour before kick of the inspect pitch, its keystone cops stuff its hilarious

 

[ellal]

Does anyone give a f*ck?

 

[gregers]

they also have under pitch heating,according to there MEDIA EXPERT once its switched on it will clear within 1/2 hour,so its still peeing down and they think switching on a 2 bar fire will sort it all out.

ITS THE WAY YOU TELL EM,

 

[conny]

Aah! Are the poor little darlings going to get their nice boots and kit a bit wet?

For what the pansy gits get paid they should be made to play in a thunderstorm!

 

[captaincaveman1]

Aah! Are the poor little darlings going to get their nice boots and kit a bit wet?

For what the pansy gits get paid they should be made to play in a thunderstorm!

So we can exspect no lightning move's from them then ?

 

[joinerjohn]

Problem was,, ,They needed an electrician to turn on the leccy for the roof to close. They couldn't find one,,, They're all over here.

 

[conny]

Problem was,, ,They needed an electrician to turn on the leccy for the roof to close. They couldn't find one,,, They're all over here.

Should have found a young apprentice to throw the switch while they were all inspecting the pitch. Problem of who wins solved.

 

[bell824]

apart from the electrician to clse the roof they needed a heating engineer to turn the boiler's on and geuss what they are here as well,

joiner john just be thankfull they didn't need the goal post's replaced cos their joiner's are here as well