FEMALE LONELY HEARTS ADS

Bahco

Bahco

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FEMALE LONELY HEARTS ADS

What they really mean:


ADVENTUROUS = Puts it about

ATHLETIC = No boobs

30 SOMETHING = 41

FUN = Annoying

WILD = Gets drunk easily

BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog

SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a nutter

NEW-AGE = Hairy and smelly

HEADSTRONG = Argumentative

ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic

CURVY = Fatso

CUDDLY = Very Fatso

LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fatso

LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fatso

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I was in a shop the other day and watched as a ginger headed woman bought a rape alarm. Must admit I couldn't help but admire her optimism. :wink: :wink: :wink:

Last night in bed I whispered to the missus "Do you want to play that rape game again?" She said , "No."....
I said "That's the spirit." :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:


My mate in the pub was telling me " My girlfriend thinks she's being stalked. " I said that's not nice, then he said "Well,,,, she's not actually my girlfriend.... YET." :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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