I went to a fortune teller last week. She studied my hand and said "you have been m**turbating". I said "hey you are good". Can you tell me anything about my future??. She looked at my face and said "you'll be doing it for a f*cking long time!". 
fortune teller (joke bit rude)
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the alternative ending to that is ...
"wow that's amazing how can you tell?"
"you've got some on your shirt sleeve..."
"wow that's amazing how can you tell?"
"you've got some on your shirt sleeve..."
I went to a fortune teller last week. She studied my hand and said "you have been m**turbating". I said "hey you are good". Can you tell me anything about my future??. She looked at my face and said "you'll be doing it for a f*cking long time!".
