Funny things your partner says?

[Ian H]

I had a graze and asked for some Savlon, she says ‘put some Sudacrem on it’.

I say ‘is that not for arseholes?’

She says ‘YOU ARE AN ARSEHOLE!!!!’

 

[Notch7]

Micky Flanagan

When the casual Knuting starts

 

[Mottie]

My wife says she always enjoys sex more when she's on holiday. I wish she would stop writing that on the postcards she sends me.

 

[Ian H]

Micky Flanagan

When the casual Knuting starts

I can’t get that to play with sound

 

[Notch7]

I can’t get that to play with sound

Sorry to hear that, It works for me......

That particular gig was in Essex, maybe Bodd is in the audience

 

[Brigadier]

True, this.

I once told the missus about a competition to win a trip around the world.

"Where to?", she asked.

 

[charliegolf]

True, this.

I once told the missus about a competition to win a trip around the world.

"Where to?", she asked.

I do hope you replied, "Here of course, you dimwit!"

 

[durhamplumber]

"Don"t forget your wallet"