HOW THE FIGHT STARTED ........................

[Johnmelad502]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing a gale, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 18 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And that's how the fight started ...

 

[kidgreen61]

I think you should do something about your squeaky bedsprings too.

 

[Blasphemous]

That ceiling in the bedroom needs painting John... oh and you're out of milk and chocolate digestives mate.

 

[ColJack]

really? repeating a post just one month after it was originally posted?
are we that short on jokes?

http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=188579

you even replied to that one so you've not got the excuse of "I didn't see that one.."

 

[Trazor]

you even replied to that one so you've not got the excuse of "I didn't see that one.."

Senility is a terrible thing.

 

[oompah]

I was met at the front door by the wife wearing only her overcoat and a smile.......trouble was she was just coming home..... then a fight started.