Jail vs Nursing home

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Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.

This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies,

and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental

and medical treatment , wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive
money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be

helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would
be ironed and returned to them.

A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals

and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built
for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room,

spiritual counselling, pool, and education.

Simple clothing , shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free,
on request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.

Each senior could have a P.C. a T.V. radio, and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors, to hear complaints, and the guards

would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.



The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised.

lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.

Live in a tiny room , and pay $5000.00 per month
and have no hope of ever getting out.
 
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When im 85 im going to rob a Building Society.

After all, what they going to do to you at 85? There not going to put you in jail. And if they did it would be no bad thing, given the points made above.
 
When im 85 im going to rob a Building Society.

After all, what they going to do to you at 85? There not going to put you in jail. And if they did it would be no bad thing, given the points made above.

Reckon I'll rob a post office the day after I retire.
Anyone know whether you still get your old age pension if your locked up??
 
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When im 85 im going to rob a Building Society.

After all, what they going to do to you at 85? There not going to put you in jail. And if they did it would be no bad thing, given the points made above.
They wouldn't put you in jail if you were 25 either. :(
 
Sorry chaps no retirement for you guys... Possibly no work either.
Remember who has been paying the overhyped wages and where most 'em got the dosh - no financial instruments ≈ no cheap loans... Not there yet but give it time.
No escape, we thought we'd be dead by thirty or was it forty? - yeah right !

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