Missing spine

[Notch7]

Important debate today in HOC, Johnson suddenly decided he had a trivial engagement which required travel by a slow train.


If anybody comes across a spine, we know where it’s body is.

 

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johnson is busy running the country , he has not got time for these trivial matters concerning alleged mis conduct

bribes
and
corruption

 

[fillyboy]

Tory MP to recommend Fairy Non Bio during sleaze debate | The Daily Mash

A CONSERVATIVE MP is to use today’s Commons sleaze debate to recommend huggably soft for sensitive skin Fairy Non Bio.

Joseph Turner, member for Monmouth, will counter Labour’s accusations of Tory corruption by holding the detergent high and promising it is the best on the market for shifting stains while leaving clothes soft and fresh.

Turner said: “The same old clapped-out lazy Labour stories about sleaze are a black mark on the white sheet of our democracy. Like Bold or Daz, they are irritating.

“But voters can rest easy in clean, comfortable beds safe in the knowledge that the Conservatives will wash out all those stubborn smears and stenches of immorality, just as Fairy Non Bio does to your laundry.

“Available as pods, liquid or the traditional powder Michael Gove swears by, Fairy Non Bio banishes troublesome thoughts about needing to replace your government.

“There, that’s my hour’s consulting work done for this month. Invoice £33,000 to be paid in 30 days.”

Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer said: “I mean, it is true that no matter what **** they’re in it just washes off like it was never f**king there.”

 

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jeez us all these MPs whinging on about democracy and how johnson poses a threat to it

would this be the same mob of MP.s who wanted to trample over the democratic brexit vote


they got some nerve pontificating about democracy

 

[JohnD]

it's a funny thing, but last week he took a private jet back from Edinburgh to London so he'd be in time for a celebratory dinner with his buddies from the Telegraph.

He's not really cut out for running the country, is he?

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...ate-jet-from-cop26-to-london-to-attend-dinner

on a previous occasion he took a day-trip to Afghanistan to avoid the Heathrow "I'd lie in front of the bulldozers" debate. Only one word in his claim was true.

 

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it's a funny thing, but last week he took a private jet back from Edinburgh to London so he'd be in time for a celebratory dinner with his buddies from the Telegraph.

He's not really cut out for running the country, is he?

https://www.theguardian.com/politic...ate-jet-from-cop26-to-london-to-attend-dinner

and what was one of Blairs first suggestions in order to get elected ???????

"Get the Sun / Murdoch on board "

as they said in there headline after his victory

It was the sun that won it

 

[fillyboy]

It was the sun that won it

'wot won it'.

 

[AngleEyes]

a slow train.

johnson is busy running the country , he has not got time for these trivial matters concerning alleged mis conduct

bribes
and
corruption

4 hours there, 4 hours back. He must be knackered with all this running around.
Where's a fridge when you need one?

He could have flown ( he normally does), 1 hour there, 1 hour back = 6 hours saved. If he can't work that out, what kind of a PM is he?

 

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4 hours there, 4 hours back. He must be knackered with all this running around.
Where's a fridge when you need one?

He could have flown ( he normally does), 1 hour there, 1 hour back = 6 hours saved. If he can't work that out, what kind of a PM is he?

what sort of PM well Er

a buffoon one

than again it don’t say much about the other buffoon who
Was also standing to be the PM

buffoon corbyn who is no longer in the party

the choice at the election was the lesser of 2 buffoons

although there was that liberal buffoon yep the one from the party who pontificates about democracy who adopted the policy of ignore a democratic vote

 

[AngleEyes]

the policy of ignore a democratic vote

MPs are not restricted to abiding by a referendum, unless stated.