Moles..Help!!!!

[confidentincompetent]

Got mole hills springing up at top of garden, now in middle of lawn.. I tried Mothballs, and two of them electronic things.. useless , moley seems attracted to em Any other idea's? have tried standing there with an early morning cuppa and garden fork but i'm sure he/them is watchin me. Not so sure about a trap... erm what would I do if I caught it alive

 

[Softus]

You're on the entrance to the gates of Insanity. Turn back now.

Forego your prized lawn. Convince yourself that you want the moles there, and that you're pleased to see them. Make them cups of tea and fairy cakes with pink fondant icing.

Basically, you're their beatch now...

 

[Bodgeit and scarper ltd]

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[Trazor]

... erm what would I do if I caught it alive

Personally I,d bury it alive, that would teach the little bugger.....