There was a young sailor from Cosham
Who took out his knackers to wash 'em,
His wife said, "Now Jack, if you don't put em back
I'll tread on the ******* s and squash 'em.
Who took out his knackers to wash 'em,
His wife said, "Now Jack, if you don't put em back
I'll tread on the ******* s and squash 'em.