1) 46,000 illegal immigrants will cross the channel, 150 will be sent back, and come back again.
2) Angela Rayner will be back in the Front bench, and will "forget" to pay some more taxes.
3) Starmer will survive a leadership challenge.
4) Sadiq Khan, will have an edited version of Christmas Carols, so he can join in signing this time.
5) Wes Streeting and Rachel Reaves will become one entity, they already share the same annoying voice.
6) Unemployment will go up again.
7) Ukraine will pull off a doozy of a deal, securing an independent free trade deal with the US and joining the EU at the same time.
8) I'll probably retire.. again.
9) AI stocks will crash.. a bit.
10) Reeves will raise taxes.. again.