Rogues Gallery

[Brightness]

The big deal Kendor, is that they are behaving like **** schoolgirls

Ooh, I think that's a bit demeaning to schoolgirls Brightness

Why is it? In my experience most schoolgirls can be as beatchy as hell when they want to be. I know loads of them and they pride themselves on it

I must say you all look very different from what I imagined. Noticed that no women have posted...

Nope and this one's not going to either - I don't want to spoil any of your fantasies about me being a 60 year old blob with a wart on her nose

 

[Softus]

I've got a nasty sore on my parts - what do you think it is ??

Post a pic - we'll let you know what we think!

 

[JulieL/B]

Hmmm.....

How's Derek these days ? Still into his canoeing ?

It's Dave, not Derek Johnny!

He doesn't 'do' canoeing - it's narrowboats (as you well know!)

 

[johnny_t]

Damn, you're good !!

 

[JulieL/B]

Damn, you're good !!

Yeah, I know!!!

 

[keyplayer]

Kendor, before it goes to your head I think you're a real minger and so does my girlfriend.

 

[Brightness]

Keyplayer, that's not a nice thing to say. Have you never heard of 'If you can't say nothing nice, don't say nothing at all'????

 

[Softus]

Why is it?

Hm, well, let me explain it like this: would it be acceptable to say "as fascist as a 1939 German"?

 

[toffee]

I would certainly have a sneaky second glance...

 

[keyplayer]

Have you never heard of 'If you can't say nothing nice, don't say nothing at all'????

Gosh, a quadruple negative.

 

[hermes]

Before I change my mind:

 

[Richardp]

phew! put that carpet away

 

[splinter]

What is it about fancy dress parties that make hairy arsed men want to dress up as wimen.
It was afancy dress party ,wasn.t IT

 

[hermes]

What is it about fancy dress parties that make hairy a***d men want to dress up as wimen.
It was afancy dress party ,wasn.t IT

It was either that or a vicar and you can't see my a**e from there so don't be so bl**dy rude!

 

[splinter]

Well at least you know how to sit properly otherwise there could have a good chance of seeing all