Seatbelt weight limit?

[Softus]

I've figured it out... Stephen Fry has joined our hallowed forum at last!

Pish, tish, and make sure you stand with your back to the wall

 

[kendor]

So are we saying Stephen Fry would have problems with a seatbelt??

 

[AdamW]

So are we saying Stephen Fry would have problems with a seatbelt??

Well, on Top Gear he did profess to being a keen biker, so presumably yes he would have problems

I was, however, referring to soft's caustic wit, a trademark of the hilarious hook-nosed habitue of the helenic habitude...

I'm not calling him a poof or 'owt, mind.

 

[kendor]

So are we saying Stephen Fry would have problems with a seatbelt??

Well, on Top Gear he did profess to being a keen biker, so presumably yes he would have problems

I was, however, referring to soft's caustic wit, a trademark of the hilarious hook-nosed habitue of the helenic habitude...

I'm not calling him a poof or 'owt, mind.

What! Are you insinuating that Stephen Fry is a poof? and what's wrong with seatbelts and airbags on bikes then?

 

[AdamW]

Stephen Fry has referred to himself as a member of the gay community on many occasions on "QI".

As to seatbelts and airbags, you can get that BMW scooter-with-a-roof (C1, I think) with seatbelts. And I saw something about airbags on the fueltank once. But it's hardly the proper bike experience if you have a roof on it. I know, people used to say that about wearing a helmet, but a roof and a windscreen on a bike...

 

[kendor]

Stephen Fry has referred to himself as a member of the gay community on many occasions on "QI".

No never i don't believe it! next thing you'll be saying Dale Winton is one too.
do you remember the Quasar Bike? http://www.angib.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ff/quasar0.html

 

[AdamW]

I never saw the Quasar before, however that is crazy! Take a Reliant three-wheeler... and take ANOTHER WHEEL OFF!!!

However, this looked to take the future by storm when I were a lad. And you can still buy them!

Those Swiss, eh? Whether it's making cheese with holes in it, hiding Nazi gold or making precision clocks, they always do it so well.

 

[kendor]

bonded by araldite! bet that was fiddly with those small yellow spatulas! Is that extra wheel at the side to hold it up when stationary or is it a device to remove unwanted cyclists from the road?

 

[petewood]

Hey I had a great idea, if you join two together you could make a car!

 

[AdamW]

Is that extra wheel at the side to hold it up when stationary or is it a device to remove unwanted cyclists from the road?

Nah. Stabilisers for learner drivers

 

[Softus]

Stephen Fry has referred to himself as a member of the gay community on many occasions on "QI".

Quite so, but did you see the way that I [oops I mean he] leered at Nigella Lawson on 'Miwwionaire"?

 

[AdamW]

No, but you can't blame him. Heck, if I was gay I'd still leer at her.

I once heard that he was bisexual, but celebate on both buses. Perhaps this would explain his interest in Nigella Lawson ("Nigella bites"? God I hope so!)