Smile please

[pred]

# How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks

# What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks

# What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain

# When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."

# So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.

# The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.

# What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

 

[misterdubya]

What sort of person would go out for the evening leaving a young girl at home alone? And whereabouts would they live?

 

[pred]

What sort of person would go out for the evening leaving a young girl at home alone? And whereabouts would they live?

Sorry!! I'm not very good at guessing games, can you give me a clue??

 

[imamartian]

Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two Glaswegians at the bar.

They've told the divers to **** off, they're all inclusive.

I was watching the news about the stricken cruise ship when the Sky News presenter said, "She's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court."

I just happened to glance over at the wife on the sofa and now it's all kicked off here!

(courtesy of sickipedia - WTF is that all about )

 

[pred]

 

[misterdubya]

Just a joke pred. Not a nice one, but neither were yours.

 

[pred]

Just a joke pred. Not a nice one, but neither were yours.

Sorry i dont get it! what is it in context with.

 

[imamartian]

Just a joke pred. Not a nice one, but neither were yours.

Sorry i dont get it! what is it in context with.

let it go... MrW aint here right now..... and when he is he seems troubled...

You can't win Pred... you have a laugh about stuff... re your post... and some will take it wrong...

everyone should lighten up a bit !!

 

[Alarm]

By all means take that tablet yourself.