> Think We have all met someone like this lol!!!!
>
> You will just love this, I did. anyway..
> The Tax Man
>
> At the end of the tax year, the Inland Revenue office sent an inspector
> to audit the books of a local hospital.
>
> While the agent was checking the books he turned to the Accountant of
> the Hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you
> do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any
> use?"
>
> "Good question," noted the Accountant. "We save them up and send them
> back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free
> box of bandages."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question had a practical answer.
>
> But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster
> purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on
> a patient?"
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Hospital Accountant, realising that the
> inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We
> save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then
> they send us a free package of plaster."
>
> "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
> the know-it-all Accountant.
>
> "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins
> from the circumcisions you perform?"
>
> "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Accountant. "What we do is
> save all the little foreskins and send them to the Inland Revenue
> Office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick!"
>
>
> You will just love this, I did. anyway..
> The Tax Man
>
> At the end of the tax year, the Inland Revenue office sent an inspector
> to audit the books of a local hospital.
>
> While the agent was checking the books he turned to the Accountant of
> the Hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you
> do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any
> use?"
>
> "Good question," noted the Accountant. "We save them up and send them
> back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free
> box of bandages."
>
> "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
> question had a practical answer.
>
> But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster
> purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on
> a patient?"
>
> "Ah, yes," replied the Hospital Accountant, realising that the
> inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We
> save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then
> they send us a free package of plaster."
>
> "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
> the know-it-all Accountant.
>
> "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins
> from the circumcisions you perform?"
>
> "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Accountant. "What we do is
> save all the little foreskins and send them to the Inland Revenue
> Office, and about once a year they send us a complete prick!"
>
