The mortgage. You think it is all over?

I once had a cat without any white markings, except under its chin

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A Mortgage is for life not just for Christmas.
 
The second one is basically a tabby. Not that tabbies aren't given to having white patches of course, it's just that this one doesn't have any. Not even one.

It's a fairly large cat with a voracious appetite, with a guard coat of sparse long hair, which has always made me wonder about its pedigree. I'm thinking of asking the Norwegian Forest Cat society if they hold any title deeds, but they charge £30 for releasing any documentation, and (that's enough nonsense about deeds, Ed.).
 
I can get four mortgages into a mini, but only by taking out the back seats.
 
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I thought I had a new mole on the back of my hand, but it turned out to be a spot of Marmite.

Or it was a very thin and tasty mole.
 
Once, some months ago, I accidentally said to an assistant: 'Pass me the 15" adjustable wench'.

Oh how we laughed.
 
Agnes and Morwenna hardly had any idea that the mortgage was to change their life so dramatically.

Consequently Robin had to borrow in a traditionally quaint way before arriving at the decision he was to regret for the rest of his life.
 
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