They must have run out of potential plumbers...

[solo]

Saw a company advertising on TV tonight. Two and four week courses in tiling and painting and decorating. Earn up to £45,000 a year. Cue rush of disillusioned bank managers, accountants et al. Get in now before the next influx of migrants.

 

[JohnD]

You stay in Albania and give someone else a chance.

 

[bernardgreen]

The bank manangers will read the small print where it says "financial commitment required" and realise it is a con.