They sent my Census form back!! :o)

[cumbriahandyman]

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?',

I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable
barstewards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of furkin Eastern Europe.

Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!

 

[LooPrEvil]

 

[Bodgeitandleggit]

That is good but the sad part about it , its true

 

[Paul_C]

You forgot to include 650 not-so "Honorable Members" of the House of Commons.

 

[roughcaster]

Nice one.
The leeches that run this type of thing just don't like being told the truth!!

 

[joinerjohn]

You forgot to include 650 not-so "Honorable Members" of the House of Commons.

Don't forget the ones that go on to the House of Lords to continue their expenses scandals.

 

[Mickymoody]

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?',

I put, 'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable
barstewards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS and half of furkin Eastern Europe.

Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer!

That's some Family you have there! Are you Ghengis Khan? or did you lie in the census?

Be great in 100 years, on the 'i' earcast broadcast system, when your relatives look you up, and see your entry..they will just see 'idiot'.

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

Yea, yet another load of crap pasted off the net!

 

[Alarm]

Jesus, now we have joke police.

I`m sure the people in 100 yrs will say, " how comes there were so many disgruntled sourfaced people?"

 

[cumbriahandyman]

Yea, yet another load of crap pasted off the net!

Actually, received in an email and shared with other forum members.

Are you suggesting no one posts any jokes on here just in case they have been seen by you on the net?

 

[freddiemercurystwin]

Jesus, now we have joke police.

I`m sure the people in 100 yrs will say, " how comes there were so many disgruntled sourfaced people?"

Who said it was a joke? that would imply it was funny!

 

[LooPrEvil]

Sounds like somebody has lost his sense of humour, as well as his twin !!!

 

[adlplumbing]

damn it joke i thought it was true
p.s. put jedi down as my religon

 

[Paul_C]

damn it joke i thought it was true

So did I. My form went into the recycling bin as soon as it arrived. The government keeps urging us to recycle unwanted paperwork, right?

 

[Paul_C]

Just to refresh can people in norfolk write/type anyway with webbed hands?

No idea - I'm a Londoner!