Trumps attack on Iran - 2026 edition

[Highway Man]

"Right"

That reason being, to exterminate thousands of people in the Middle East who are not Jewish, and to destroy their nations' culture and heritage.

And, as you say, Israel continues to do it.

Ok so lets exchange the word "Right" for "Cause" then, does that sound better?

 

[JohnD]

Ok so lets exchange the word "Right" for "Cause" then, does that sound better?

As you say, Israel is devoted to the killing of people who are not Jewish, destroying their nations, and stealing their land.

 

[Highway Man]

As you say, Israel is devoted to the killing of people who are not Jewish, destroying their nations, and stealing their land.

Hang on John, I didn't say any of that?

 

[ellal]

It seems that the orange rapist is now going to block the strait himself...

"US President Donald Trump says that the US is going to start "BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz".

Not entirely impossible given that he could probably fill it with all the bullsh*t that comes out of his mouth!

Or maybe the gangster just wants his cut

 

[Highway Man]

It seems that the orange rapist is now going to block the strait himself...

"US President Donald Trump says that the US is going to start "BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz".

Not entirely impossible given that he could probably fill it with all the bullsh*t that comes out of his mouth!

Or maybe the gangster just wants his cut

So he is now threatening non military shipping the same as Iran is doing? Unreal, the man is unhinged

 

[Stivino]

So he is now threatening non military shipping the same as Iran is doing?

It's the Iranian ships he wants to block, to cut off their income.

 

[Kraven]

It's the Iranian ships he wants to block, to cut off their income.

Funny, that everything on the Strait of Hormuz was fine until Trump started this war.

 

[JohnD]

There is a rumour that Trump is threatening to place some high-value assets within 25 miles of the Iranian coast, within easy range of the world's most concentrated arsenal of drones, missiles and mines, after he has already depleted his country's stock of defences that will take years to rebuild.

The man's obviously a genius.

Sorry, did I say "assets?"

I meant "targets."

Let's hope they don't get many laundry-room fires.

 

[ellal]

It's the Iranian ships he wants to block, to cut off their income.

Not what he's saying...

"US President Donald Trump says that the US is going to start "BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz".

 

[JohnD]

Not what he's saying...

"US President Donald Trump says that the US is going to start "BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz".

Which includes ships of nations that he (sometimes) classes as his allies, who have a subservient duty to help him in his senseless war.

 

[Highway Man]

It's the Iranian ships he wants to block, to cut off their income.

Makes more sense

 

[Highway Man]

Not what he's saying...

"US President Donald Trump says that the US is going to start "BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz".

Well that's going to pizz off the rest of the world.