What the Duck

[Vinty]

Why did the chicken cross the Road?

To get to the other side.?

 

[King Billy]

I'm gonna report all these fowl comments.

 

[Elsa TLC]

That

The beak agreed it.

Dont make sense! Either that or it flew over my head.

 

[Elsa TLC]

I'm gonna report all these fowl comments.

Thats better

 

[Highway Man]

I'm gonna report all these fowl comments.

No surprises there, its just water off a ducks back

 

[Elsa TLC]

Can we stop using the word Duck please.

Be more creative about your Yolks.

 

[King Billy]

! Either that or it flew over my head.

In a row?

Beyond ornithology, "the beak" refers to British slang for a magistrate or 'head' teacher,

 

[King Billy]

Can we stop using the word Duck please.

That would be 'canard.

 

[Odds]

That would be 'canard.

you canard be serious!

 

[Vinty]

This is getting reduculous.