When I were a lad

[cmother1]

.. To this day I still don't know why she was looking under my carpet, ....

She was looking for your Health & Efficiencies

 

[tim west]

.. To this day I still don't know why she was looking under my carpet, ....

She was looking for your Health & Efficiencies

would have been hard to hide under a carpet as they were so thick, er so my mate says