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Not so Mr Baldrick! We all saw her cooking in the kitchen at the end of James Bond..
No, I shouldn't tell you this, because now I'll have to kill you, but I was asked to pilot an SR-71 (whilst on exchange with the USAF) over Siberia. Once at the correct co-ordinates I parachuted out and landed 50 miles from where Margaret Thatcher was being held captive since her car was hijacked on her way to a meeting of heads of state.
Anyway, I ran the 50 miles in 20 minutes, killed all 500 of her guards with my bare hands and rescued the grateful lady. Meanwhile, I guided my SR-71 back to my location by radio link and landed it (it had been modified to include VTOL capability). Maggie and I climbed in (it had been modified to include two seats and a small kitchen - I knew she enjoyed cooking) and I flew us back to our home base.
On the way, we were ambushed by 30 MiGs, but I bravely shot them all down (it had been modified to include 30 machine guns all firing in different directions). For my heroic actions I was awarded the Order of the Garter with bar and a Good Conduct medal.
Of course, you must promise not to divulge any of this to anyone because it's a secret.
(To everyone else: you can, perhaps, tell that I am at a loose end tonight.)
There was an incident on a bus in the Hackney Road, close to Columbia Rd about 2 weeks after 7/7.So let me understand - there was a bus that blew up on 7/7 that nobody knew about?
There was an incident on a bus in the Hackney Road, close to Columbia Rd about 2 weeks after 7/7.
imagine-you are standing on a roof and police come running towards you with machine guns...
What were you doing on the roof in the first place.????
What were you doing on the roof in the first place.????
Checking the tinfoil for holes that might let the mind-control rays through no doubt
no i am not talking about that fake firework c rap in the hackney road-no im not mixing my dates.
you guys are seriously dumb.
your assumptions are absolutely brainless.
i know what im saying-i am quite coherent/lucid.
38 kingsland road 7/7/2005.
deal with it and shut up.
i will bet any of you any amount of money that a controlled demolition took place on a number 38 bus, kingsland road, 7/7/2005.
whatever amount you can afford to lose.
.thats all i can find-someone at hackney bus garage in mare street can confirm all of this though.