Perp pet

Perpetual motion machine, you say?
This nothing to do with strapping a piece of toast butter side up to the back of a cat is it?
As a cat always lands on it's feet when dropped from a height, and yet buttered toast always lands butter side down when dropped, the resulting cat/toast combo will fall to within a few inches of the floor, whereby it will spin endlessly, propelled by it's own indecision. Look it up on the 'net, you'll find I speak the truth.
I've patented the idea and am currently in negotiation with the laws of physics to introduce it to electricity generation in this country.

Maybe.



However, how does a fly land on the ceiling?
Does it fly right-way-up before performing a last-minute barrel roll when coming in for a landing?
The truth is stranger than you might imagine...
 
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I`ve just discovered that I can`t lift myself up by my own bootstraps.
Yet the Hi-Fi people can output 120wats from an input of 12watts.
Life is not fair.
Agghh
 
teachergeezer said:
However, how does a fly land on the ceiling?
Does it fly right-way-up before performing a last-minute barrel roll when coming in for a landing?
The truth is stranger than you might imagine...
What you mean it folds itself inside out?! ;)
 

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