I have never:
Driven a lorry ( been a passenger tho )
Seen any of the Wonders of the World up close
Eaten cat or dog food, although when younger ate some dog chocs (they were cheaper than the human version )
Drunk so much that I can't remember a damn thing ( although I have drunk so much that it has sometimes been a tad hazy, my memory that is)
Broke a bone
Been rich
Eaten anything alive (not intentionally anyway)
I have:
Been to, and lived in, America
Inhaled something that may or may not be illegal
Ridden a motorbike
Been in a bookies
Seen a lapdance
Sat in a executive box at both a footy match and the races
Scuba dived
Got a tatt on my hols
Not made it to the toilet on the odd occasion in my youth, to either throw or cr&p
Had a vasectomy
Lit my farts
Shaved my nethers, and 'manscaped'
Had my ear pierced (don't wear an earring now tho)
Driven a Rolls Royce ( Hired )
Owned a home
Flown in a C 130 Hercules, and a helicopter, been in the cockpit of a C-5 Galaxy
Been on a football tour
Ridden on a horse , gave me a bad back.