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I have never:
Driven a lorry ( been a passenger tho )
Seen any of the Wonders of the World up close
Eaten cat or dog food, although when younger ate some dog chocs (they were cheaper than the human version )
Drunk so much that I can't remember a damn thing ( although I have drunk so much that it has sometimes been a tad hazy, my memory that is)
Broke a bone
Been rich
Eaten anything alive (not intentionally anyway)
I have:
Been to, and lived in, America
Inhaled something that may or may not be illegal
Ridden a motorbike
Been in a bookies
Seen a lapdance
Sat in a executive box at both a footy match and the races
Scuba dived
Got a tatt on my hols
Not made it to the toilet on the odd occasion in my youth, to either throw or cr&p
Had a vasectomy
Lit my farts
Shaved my nethers, and 'manscaped'
Had my ear pierced (don't wear an earring now tho)
Driven a Rolls Royce ( Hired )
Owned a home
Flown in a C 130 Hercules, and a helicopter, been in the cockpit of a C-5 Galaxy
Been on a football tour
Ridden on a horse , gave me a bad back.
Driven a lorry ( been a passenger tho )
Seen any of the Wonders of the World up close
Eaten cat or dog food, although when younger ate some dog chocs (they were cheaper than the human version )
Drunk so much that I can't remember a damn thing ( although I have drunk so much that it has sometimes been a tad hazy, my memory that is)
Broke a bone
Been rich
Eaten anything alive (not intentionally anyway)
I have:
Been to, and lived in, America
Inhaled something that may or may not be illegal
Ridden a motorbike
Been in a bookies
Seen a lapdance
Sat in a executive box at both a footy match and the races
Scuba dived
Got a tatt on my hols
Not made it to the toilet on the odd occasion in my youth, to either throw or cr&p
Had a vasectomy
Lit my farts
Shaved my nethers, and 'manscaped'
Had my ear pierced (don't wear an earring now tho)
Driven a Rolls Royce ( Hired )
Owned a home
Flown in a C 130 Hercules, and a helicopter, been in the cockpit of a C-5 Galaxy
Been on a football tour
Ridden on a horse , gave me a bad back.
I
imamartian
Wow.... some of you guys are writing my next years' Chrimbo list !!!!
(apart from "climbed a tree and had a dump"..... !! )
(apart from "climbed a tree and had a dump"..... !!
)What can I say? Boarding school and then the army....Wow.... some of you guys are writing my next years' Chrimbo list !!!!
(apart from "climbed a tree and had a dump"..... !!
had a good laff at this topic, feel sorry for young steve..
I have NEVER
been caught speeding
seen a ghost
been so drunk I don't remember
paid for sex
eaten raw fish
seen the wife nude (anyones)
shoplifted
flown in a fixed wing aircraft
been to america
never lit my f*rts
watched x factor
watched britain's got talent
I HAVE
flown in a helicopter(never again)
been to the top of snowdon(never again)
been on the pitch at at anfield
been on the pitch at goodison
found a dead body (never again I hope)
worked for one company for 36 years (wished I hadn't)
been in a bookies, and went back for my winnings!
fired a 303 rifle
bought a car and sold it for more than I paid for it
caught a salmon on rod and line
shot rabbits with an air rifle
made money on the stockmarket
won on the premium bonds
had an uncle who a bought a car with greenshield stamps
never told any lies!!!!!
I have NEVER
been caught speeding
seen a ghost
been so drunk I don't remember
paid for sex
eaten raw fish
seen the wife nude (anyones)
shoplifted
flown in a fixed wing aircraft
been to america
never lit my f*rts
watched x factor
watched britain's got talent
I HAVE
flown in a helicopter(never again)
been to the top of snowdon(never again)
been on the pitch at at anfield
been on the pitch at goodison
found a dead body (never again I hope)
worked for one company for 36 years (wished I hadn't)
been in a bookies, and went back for my winnings!
fired a 303 rifle
bought a car and sold it for more than I paid for it
caught a salmon on rod and line
shot rabbits with an air rifle
made money on the stockmarket
won on the premium bonds
had an uncle who a bought a car with greenshield stamps
never told any lies!!!!!
N
namsag
Dump out of a tree now that was funny didnt realise how good an aimer i was and laugh everytime i see the leader of the local labour council in the paper and remember the shock on his 14 year old face as it landed on his napper.
Yeah minging but very funny at the time and i am sure many voters would love the chance to do it now
Yeah minging but very funny at the time and i am sure many voters would love the chance to do it now
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I would not wish that on my worst enemy. I sincerely hope you have fully recovered.
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namsag
we had one guy find 3 in a year 2 of those where when he was working next door to houses and done a favour by using his ladders to gain access to let them in , as no answer at door
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