I'm quite good at wallpapering and tiling...
I'm rubbish at both, my wife does any wallpapering
Try this, when you look at it this way there are only THREE groups of connections:
All these REDs connected together. Not all required in the same hole but must be connected via the brass connector block.
1)-RED Live loop in (this red will be in the same cable as the black in 5 and should be connected to reds 2 and 3)
2)-RED Live Loop out (this cable will be in the same cable as the black in 6 and should be connected to reds 1and 3)
3)-RED Live
to switch (this must be connected to the reds 1 and 2 )
4)-RED Switched live
from switch (this must be connected to the brown or red light drop to the bulb -
nothing else)
All these BLACKs connected together. Not all required in the same hole but must be connected via the brass connector block.
5)-Black Neutral loop in (this must be connected to black 6 )
6)-Black Neutral loop out (this must be connected to black 5 )
7)-Blue or black from bulb holder must also connect directly with these.