This must be the most boring thread ever on this Forum.
I'll try and big it up for you
Okay, since it's getting "boring" and I've had a drink, (Let this be a warning to anyone who thinks it's a good idea to post after a beer or two)
This is satire, so pleeease no one take umbrage and DO dig at me for it. I will be disappointed if I don't get ribbed - big time! Maybe it will help diffuse the fire here. (I don't like warring).
Using my cartoon head....
Rouguehanger Opening post.
By request, KFC is not chicken.
Dextraneous
Define a chicken?
Rouguehanger
It's got two legs, feathers and lays eggs.
BT
I don't believe it! Rouguehanger is chickenist!!!
Whitespirit66
That describes my mate on a stag night. But he's not a chicken.
Roughanger
Have you got a link?
Big Tone)
Yes it is, it's Kentuky Fried Chicken, or KFC for short. The clue's in the word "chicken".
Rouguehanger
It's not chicken anymore, please keep up. It's branded KFC as just a brand name. They cant use the term chicken anymore because it's nothing to do with chicken.
Norcon
I don't give a **** about chickens. They aint living next door to me!
BT
I'm going to make this REAL simple for you RH, (as they say in America), and I would like a straight 'yes' or 'no' answer because it's really not rocket science.
Is it or isn't it chicken?
Rouguehanger
There may be chicken in it, but in the strictest sense it doesn't have to be chicken. That's why I say they can't use the name 'Chicken' anymore and they don't refer to it as such.
Joe90
Well that one laid an egg!
trazor
Tell the chicken it's not a chicken!!!
jockscott
The problem is Chickens are under-represented.
JBR
I'm just surprised that no one believes it's not a chicken
groovynooby
I get it but it's crazy, it is chickenism by default, but it's ok because KFC have decided to implement a chickenist policy.
Brigadier
Eggzackerly.
Hire on chickeness, fire on non-chickeness - it is the only fair way.
Micilin
Is that a barrier to you hiring a different type of chicken who may be good enough but you obviously don't know for sure until they have been served enough?
Joe90
Is that a feather in your cap?
BT
FFS sake Joe, do you take anything seriously?
cajar
I agree with Tone. I think I'm the only one but once in a blue moon he makes a good point.
squeaky
Are chickens your hobby Rougehanger?
BT
Thanks cajar. This isn't an audience, it's a jury!
Rouguehanger
I think Tone has an unspecified neurological nebulous infarction of the lesser many spotted overhead underhang in the distal falange of his frontal left lobe.
BT
Ha! How wrong are you nob head! It's in the frontal RIGHT side.
Micilin
Don't talk about chickens if you are not prepared to cluck.
cajar
Chickens are not the issue here.
noseall
People here have the foresight of a brick. It is not a chcken.
Joe90
There's mortar life than a chicken. Do you get it? Ha ha ha.....
jockscott
There's no difference between positive chickens and negative chickens. They taste the same.
jeds
What about a Cock?
BT
Well, I'm up for it if you are? Oh, er, I see what you mean.
Whitespirit66
Yawn...
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Dextraneous
Is this thread still going for Christ's sake?.