Work trousers for under 20sheets?

Aldi have some for sale this Sunday. Not expensive by any means but I reckon 5 pairs of their trousers at £9 will last longer than a single pair costing £50.
 
first I have to go plumb center and drink their tea, then Go and get my van cleaned by the Eastern Europeans for a fiver,

And you say Scots are tight? :?
 
You will have to get there when the store opens... last time they were on offer there was a queue of fellas outside and the main sizes were gone in minutes!

Big Fella (FB) sizes might be around longer
 
Check out the pockets on this!! :lol:


The person that comes up with the best pair wins a major prize!!!

Nice bottle of single malt please. :wink:


:lol: You think you'll win anything with that drivel WS?? Anyway, a single malt would be too strong a drink for you. I heard you sit in the Pub all night nursing half a shandy!!

Get yourself in one of those plaid skirts, laddie. Then we'll see who looks more like a shandy drinker. :wink:

P.S. Nice Irish malt please.
 
You will have to get there when the store opens... last time they were on offer there was a queue of fellas outside and the main sizes were gone in minutes!

Big Fella (FB) sizes might be around longer

The only chance of getting any Scotsman Qing outside any shop early on a Sunday morning, is if they're giving away free square sausage, Irn Bru & hand shandy from Miss Scotland!!
 
Check out the pockets on this!! :lol:


The person that comes up with the best pair wins a major prize!!!

Nice bottle of single malt please. :wink:


:lol: You think you'll win anything with that drivel WS?? Anyway, a single malt would be too strong a drink for you. I heard you sit in the Pub all night nursing half a shandy!!

Get yourself in one of those plaid skirts, laddie. Then we'll see who looks more like a shandy drinker. :wink:

P.S. Nice Irish malt please.

The last time I seen thin white spindle legs like yours WS there was a message tied to one !!!

Why are you drinking that Mick Pi.hwater?? Can you not afford proper Whisky??
 
You definitely won't get 20 sheets out of those aldi kex dick.
A good session and a curry you'll finish them off in onesheet.
Like that fella on the advert.
 
Check out the pockets on this!! :lol:


The person that comes up with the best pair wins a major prize!!!

Nice bottle of single malt please. :wink:


:lol: You think you'll win anything with that drivel WS?? Anyway, a single malt would be too strong a drink for you. I heard you sit in the Pub all night nursing half a shandy!!

Get yourself in one of those plaid skirts, laddie. Then we'll see who looks more like a shandy drinker. :wink:

P.S. Nice Irish malt please.

The last time I seen thin white spindle legs like yours WS there was a message tied to one !!!

Why are you drinking that Mick Pi.hwater?? Can you not afford proper Whisky??

Aye. The jock stuff goes OK with a bit of haggy. But if you want something a bit smoother - a drop from over the water hits the spot.

Hope you find what you're looking for soon, or Andy Stewart will be asking...................."Dickie where's yer troosers"?? :lol:
 
Richard :wink: Deep pockets/short arms :?: :?:
Customers around hereabouts have deep pockets and short arms.
I hear wotcha saying bro'
 
Spirit... must confess :oops: I went to ALDI today for a loada nappies for the wee wee meister and saw a flyer for el cheapo work-wear. I've been suppin' Yerksha watter n ale fer too long. Deep pockets short arms syndrome. It's infectious. HELP ME I'M TURNING FROM A LANCY INTO A YERKY! Don't need descaling tho.... Sheff watter cumz fromt peak and is soft as shi'ite!
 
Spirit... must confess :oops: I went to ALDI today for a loada nappies for the wee wee meister and saw a flyer for el cheapo work-wear. I've been suppin' Yerksha watter n ale fer too long. Deep pockets short arms syndrome. It's infectious. HELP ME I'M TURNING FROM A LANCY INTO A YERKY! Don't need descaling tho.... Sheff watter cumz fromt peak and is soft as shi'ite!

You don't want to be drinking that weak warm English beer mate, stick to the Buckfast & McEwans.
 

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