Don't talk to me about f------ electricians not being able to do f------ lighting. I had an extension and what our US chums call "remodeling" work finished last year, but for a number of reasons I didn't get round to installing one of the ceiling lights in the living room until earlier this year. Far too late to get the builder's dozy t--- back when I found what he'd done.
I'd told him I wanted two switched lives to that lighting point.
I'd told him it was because the light had two separate sections, independently switched.
The requirement was documented on the written spec I gave him.
What did he do? Not bother to listen to what I said, not bother to read the spec, and/or assume I was a fool who asked for "two switched lives" when what I actually wanted was "two-way switching".
So that's what he did. Twin & Earth to the light, and utterly pointless two-way switching between switches so close (back-to-back either side of the pier left when a dividing wall is removed) that if I had hands the size of Michael Jordan I could touch them both at the same time with the same one.
For now I've paralleled the two sections of the light, but it's very unsatisfactory. I can get at the wiring under the floor upstairs with a bit of hassle, but doable.
I don't want to try pulling a replacement cable from the switch - there are cables for 6 lights running through what I guess will be capping.
I'm giving very serious thought to doing something naughty between the switch and where the cables pop up into the floor void in order to get my second switched live.