Notable Obituaries.

Two boring Yorkshire homosexuals!

Seriously, anyone who likes Hockney should visit Salt's Mill near Bradford. Some of his huge canvasses are on permanent display there. Not my cup of tea, but the mill is worth a visit, a stunning and massive Victorian building with an interesting story.
Replace boring with exceptionally talented
 
They did a documentary on the fella

He lived in LA and his mother went and stayed with in his luxury flat in some flash area

She was on the balcony on a beautiful summers day he said it’s a beautiful day mum lovely view

She said yes but what a shame

What do you mean mum it’s a shame

She said

Beautiful summers day and no one has got there washing hanging out
 
They did a documentary on the fella

He lived in LA and his mother went and stayed with in his luxury flat in some flash area

She was on the balcony on a beautiful summers day he said it’s a beautiful day mum lovely view

She said yes but what a shame

What do you mean mum it’s a shame

She said

Beautiful summers day and no one has got there washing hanging out
It was crime in some parts of Canada to hang your washing out in the Garden.


Sorry for rhe chit chat
 
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Easily done but one way to tell 'em apart is the fact Hockney famously kept 2,000 'snouts' at home "for emergencies". And he outlived all the doctors who kept telling him to quit.
And Bennett had the lady in the van
 
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