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[Highway Man]

Football was his love.

He's a glass¾ full sort of bloke. He could ½ strike a ball with his left foot.

He was thankful that its was his right leg that he lost.

In that case he could still be a valuble player as a penalty taker?

 

[Elsa TLC]

not a good idea to make assumptions based on incorrect information although it could be my eyesight is worse than i think stopping me seeing all the disabled symbols marking the disabled parking space he is parked in in the picture above

It is a disabled space.
He was a monster of a bloke so I wasn't going to aggravate the spreader.

 

[Elsa TLC]

In that case he could still be a valuble player as a penalty taker?

He was a great left winger. However he did fall over a lot more after the swimming accident.

 

[Brigadier]

He was a great left winger. However he did fall over a lot more after the swimming accident.

Should be booked for diving then

 

[Elsa TLC]

Should be booked for diving then

No he was swimming at the time.

 

[Brigadier]

No he was swimming at the time.

You said he falls over when playing football now........

 

[Elsa TLC]

You said he falls over when playing football now........

Thats because he lost his leg in a swimming ‍ accident.

 

[Highway Man]

Should be booked for diving then

Most insensitive of you, the chap has lost his leg in a swimming accident, he probably wouldn't want to see water again let alone dive into it.

 

[Elsa TLC]

Most insensitive of you, the chap has lost his leg in a swimming accident, he probably wouldn't want to see water again let alone dive into it.

He wont swim again.
Hes going to stick with football while he still has a leg to stand on.

 

[Highway Man]

He wont swim again.
Hes going to stick with football while he still has a leg to stand on.

A good decision, going swimming again carries too much risk.

 

[Elsa TLC]

A good decision, going swimming again carries too much risk.

He wasn't fast enough with two legs. One leg is only going to make him slower.

 

[Highway Man]

He wasn't fast enough with two legs. One leg is only going to make him slower.

It would be even worse if he lost the other leg, he would be extremely slow and why he is best staying away from a swimming pool..

 

[Elsa TLC]

It would be even worse if he lost the other leg, he would be extremely slow and why he is best staying away from a swimming pool..

If he lost the other leg
he'd most probably would go back into the water and concentrate in just being a Boy again.

 

[Highway Man]

If he lost the other leg
he'd most probably would go back into the water and concentrate in just being a Boy again.

He would be put off competitive swimming as he would be insulted by the starter saying, "on you're markers, get set"