I think we have had it

MNW67 said:
Funnily enough, it was her who hit on me. At her leaving do. She must have beem bottling it all up. As mentioned before, I am extremely charismatic and funny in real life, so it's not unusual for me. But that one certainly did surprise me!
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I get that from all of the females at work without them leaving, to be honest I sometimes wish that they would bottle it up and give me a break.
 
MNW67 said:
Funnily enough, it was her who hit on me. At her leaving do. She must have beem bottling it all up. As mentioned before, I am extremely charismatic and funny in real life, so it's not unusual for me. But that one certainly did surprise me!
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Definately AI that has put that idea into your head. You sound lke you love yourself and that is not a good look. Think on...
 
John Smith Esq. said:
eating a load of greasy slop
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Riiigght

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The secretary in our place, who has massive jugs and is super hot, especially when she takes off her glasses and lets her hair down, and is a highly empowered, melanated, foreign woman with a PhD who also still prays sometimes, told me that she wants a spit roast, involving me and my clone, so it wouldn't even be gay (which would be against her religious principles), and she proves that you can be religious and highly *cough* integrated... so we went back to my house and enjoyed BBQ roast lamb, prawns and chicken in the back garden. No pork, obviously.

And then I woke up and ate my weetabix. Then decided to post my fantasy on here like it's real.
 
John Smith Esq. said:
The secretary in our place, who has massive jugs and is super hot, especially when she takes off her glasses and lets her hair down, and is a highly empowered, melanated, foreign woman with a PhD who also still prays sometimes, told me that she wants a spit roast, involving me and my clone, so it wouldn't even be gay (which would be against her religious principles, and she proves that you can be religious and highly *cough* integrated)... so we went back to my house and enjoyed BBQ roast lamb, prawns and chicken in the back garden. No pork, obviously.

And then I woke up and ate my weetabix. Then decided to post my fantasy on here like it's real.
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Well i believed it..
 
John Smith Esq. said:
The secretary in our place, who has massive jugs and is super hot, especially when she takes off her glasses and lets her hair down, and is a highly empowered, melanated, foreign woman with a PhD who also still prays sometimes, told me that she wants a spit roast, involving me and my clone, so it wouldn't even be gay (which would be against her religious principles), and she proves that you can be religious and highly *cough* integrated... so we went back to my house and enjoyed BBQ roast lamb, prawns and chicken in the back garden. No pork, obviously.

And then I woke up and ate my weetabix. Then decided to post my fantasy on here like it's real.
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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

You certainly have a way with words.

But maybe you don't really understand people in all their idiosyncrasies. Stick to your stereotypes, where you seem to be comfortable.
 
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