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If the Irish national football team lets in a sloppy goal, would it be a forced Eire (error)?
 
If a gay couple break up and one is forced to move out, is he considered homoless?
 
opps said:
1. "If the Irish national football team fluffed up defending a corner, resulting in a goal, would it be a forced Eire?"
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The words Eire, error, air and heir all sound the same spoken in an Irish accent
 
Out for a walk in the heat the other day.

So hot, I deciding to go commando under my shorts.

A Google Street view car went past, driven by a female.

Little did I realise, but one of my spuds was showing.

The lady driver noticed it though, got distracted, and crashed into a woman walking by.

Two birds with one stone.
 
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