Jokes that you made up

[opps]

If the Irish national football team lets in a sloppy goal, would it be a forced Eire (error)?

 

[opps]

If a gay couple break up and one is forced to move out, is he considered homoless?

 

[blup]

1. "If the Irish national football team fluffed up defending a corner, resulting in a goal, would it be a forced Eire?"

The words Eire, error, air and heir all sound the same spoken in an Irish accent

 

[blup]

As do mirror, mare, mayor and myrrh

 

[Koolpc]

Woof, woof woof, woof!!

 

[Brigadier]

Out for a walk in the heat the other day.

So hot, I deciding to go commando under my shorts.

A Google Street view car went past, driven by a female.

Little did I realise, but one of my spuds was showing.

The lady driver noticed it though, got distracted, and crashed into a woman walking by.

Two birds with one stone.