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Gender is (almost always) either male or female, and is (or was) a synonym for sex, i.e. male or female, i.e. what chromosomes you have. The word has been hijacked by a campaigners, who have attempted to redefine it as being a social construct that may differ from sex. This isn't language...

I went to see Leo Kearse live on Friday. British Humour isn't dead, it's just not on the BBC any more. https://www.leokearse.com/ He was selling "racist dog whistles" in the interval. Great bloke, in my version of reality he'd be prime minister.

When was the circulation water last changed? The sound could be symptom of a general level of sludge that the water's having to pump through. Bleed a bit, see how disgusting it looks and smells. If so then empty, refill with a cleaning additive, fit a magnaclean and refill with some decent...

Ah - scientific talk, how old-fashioned. It's probably some sort of prejudice to mention chromosomes these days.

So we're all cis-thinking, and morqthana and King Billy are trans-thinking?

Ask your butler to pull the seal strip off.

We pay nothing and get 1.5% on supermarket and petrol and 0.5% on everything else. Had it for years, we must have had £100s or possibly £1000s from it by now, all for absoutely no effort. Plus, as I said before, we earn interest on the money we haven't spent from the current account until the...

I remember Brown's Freudian slip when he accidentally said he'd saved the world. He actually thought this. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_not_only_saved_the_world

Best putting day-to-day spending onto a credit card. You get more legal protection, should be able to get cashback. Ours is paid in full every month automatically by direct debit. So for anything I buy on the credit card, I get cashback and get interest on that money that remains in the bank...

The non-UK thing may be the issue. The takeaway may have chosen to block non-UK cards. Or your bank may think they're dodgy. I'd suggest buying some proper food and rattling those pots and pans. Can't remember when we last got a takeaway.

I don't know or care what one of those is. All attention seeking nonsense. Everyone knows what a man or woman is really, a few attention-seekers are pretending they don't fit in, and some noisy do-gooders are attempting to prove how right-on they are by claiming that things are more...

They were responsible for lots of over-leveraging by all the banks here in the UK. Which made us vulnerable when the world hiccupped. Do you think every other country ended up taking over their own banks? They didn't, years of non-regulation created the perfect environment for a collapse...

The toilet door signs just need to read "Stand up" and "Sit down". The facilities accomodate either requirement. Women in a men's toilet can be more of an issue than the other way round, as women have individual cubicles. I'm not happy with women perving at the blokes using urinals. As I've...

Turning the tables, if Farage was PM and he was being as slippery and evasive as Starmer is then I'd be concerned that the opposition were walking out while he was speaking. We need some respect for democracy, regardless of which party you happen to cheer for. There should be standards...

You should see fizzing if it's working. Just keep wiping off then squirting more on until it's gone. Obviously it's easier to maintain rather than letting it build up. But it will get rid eventually. Keep away from strong acids, they can do a lot of damage. Glass can be deliberately etched...

ANY descaling bathroom cleaner (not toilet cleaner, it's too strong and might affect finishes). Don't use brick acid or other random acids, it may remove the finish from the bath. Spray it on without wetting (for maximum strength), wipe it around, wipe it off then repeat if necessary. Then...

They've already got the message, I don't think any other government in history has blatantly hated the vast majority of the public so much. The feeling's mutual, but the public can't tell them this until 2029. They're completely tone-deaf. If every MP bared their arse as soon as he started...

Starmer would like it if nobody showed up to PMQs, he'd think that was a victory. You'd just end up with brown-nosed Labour backbenchers asking their pre-arranged questions... "Does the PM agree with me that he's a really great bloke who's doing a wonderful job?", as I pretty much heard one of...

How very dare you! You'll now get a screenful of diversity cobblers from one of the two resident do-gooders that doesn't address the issue. Intersex people exist. In very small numbers. Much larger numbers of attention-seeking confused people have aligned themselves with what was once a...

I hope every other opposition party follows Reform's lead and starts walking out en-masse as soon as he starts evasively waffling about some other unrelated crap. It's just got embarassing now, it needs to end. The speaker claims he can't do anything about it, so shaming and mockery is the...