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I was working in a school loft running data, there was a fire barrier right across the loft, also a hole the size of a scone with a fire alarm cable through it

Its too quiet

One of my other methods was stick my head in the freezer

Whilst in Sydney during summer we used to sit in McDonalds nursing milkshakes, the air con was fierce, like walking into an oven when you left though

In my area the council issue parking tickets

KIm Woodburn https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd783228vvro

Pretty obvious to anyone with a few brain cells, too many Pot Noodles addles the brain

Never experienced that on Indian flights, have on charters from MAN to Greece

If jumping to conclusions were an Olympic sport DIY not could field a medal winning team

Brian Wilson https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/jun/11/brian-wilson-beach-boys-dies

Sly Stone https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g2d5yz1r1o

You cocked up and tried to pass it off as a joke

Try me

Care to explain the funny part

KGB ceased to exist in 1991

This firm seem to be winning many school catering contracts https://www.dolce.co.uk

Last year I installed an IT system for school meals, a pre paid fob is the method of payment, topped up on line, I guess anyone getting free meals will have a PIN code or something

Spiders legs

Subs on the way last week