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Good one! On a similar note I had a friend who couldn’t stop singing “What’s new Pussycat”, “Delilah” and “The Green Green Grass of Home”. He’s been diagnosed with Tom Jones Syndrome. I’ve never heard of it but apparently it’s not unusual.

Punk (And why do I get the feeling it’s just myself and @Mottie playing now?)

Pony

He was so bad that getting around the course took him a hole day!

Bond

Done

Cure

F*ck. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

Bunk.

That could work. I could put it on a shelf or something.

Won’t work. The multi-way is plugged into a double socket which is very close to a fitted sideboard. Won’t be possible to change the double socket for a triple.

I don’t need it to be heated, and if it was up to me I wouldn’t bother.

I’ve been looking at these. Not sure if they would be powerful enough!

Hi everyone. Mrs and I moved into our new house in early summer. Our house has a downstairs toilet, which honestly looks like a conversion of the cupboard under the stairs - it’s just a toilet and sink, with light and extractor fan on the wall. The stairs are against the outer wall of the...

…and the teacher, annoyed by his disruptive behaviour, points a ruler at him. “Johnny,” she snaps, “There is an idiot at the end of this ruler!” “Which end, miss?” says Johnny.

…and the teacher asks him to stay for the English lesson. “Today”, she says, “we’re looking at what tragedy is.” Turning to the class, she asks “Can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?” Wee Suzie puts her hand up. “If my mummy and I were crossing the road and someone knocked us down and...

Nice.

Would it stick firmly to a backing board though? Wouldn’t want it to come off when things were plugged in or unplugged!