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  1. L

    More bondage (for the 2391)

    Ignore the crap given to you by that idiot Dingbat, if you want to know about bonding I suggest you refer to the esteemed Mr Cockburn's fine publication on the subject. :lol:
  2. ban-all-sheds

    question about earth bonding

    Can't he be made to grasp a live wire and an earth?
  3. H

    A bit of bondage!

    A quote on the IET forum "For some more accurate information maybe read Viz, im sure Terry F$%kwit knows more about earthing and bonding than Cockburn" :lol:
  4. S

    Over-current protection & the fusing factor.

    Since the poster purporting to be Mr Cockburn is either a troll or a dangerous deluded fool (or even both) why are we continuing to give him the oxygen of publicicty by responding to his misguided nonsense?
  5. Spark123

    Over-current protection & the fusing factor.

    What do you think a fusing factor is Mr Cockburn? Why do you think you need to use fusing factors when calculating the required protective devices size?
  6. D

    Mis-informed quote of the month

    Caution! D. Cockburn, electrician supreme, has been known to haunt this forum. We don't want to be giving him any ideas for a new book, do we now? :twisted:
  7. B

    A bit of bondage!

    Quality! These just get better... :lol:
  8. ebee

    What's wrong with my socket?

    "What school did you go to???? and what publisher for books were they using!!! never heard that ever, even from old time served sparks in their 70's " Wasn`t David Cockburn was it?
  9. S

    How Does a neon screwdriver work?

    Cockburn's grunting.
  10. 1

    Slightly unusual mains cold water supply

    You could wrap it around the lead pipe to insulate it
  11. D

    A bit of bondage!

    I've created an album, here: http://www.diynot.com/network/dingbat/albums/ Hopefully you can view these and come to an informed opinion about the expertise of Mr Cockburn. Enjoy. (Edited link)
  12. S

    Replacement of lead water supply pipe with plastic - bonding

    No, I'm Salad Fingers.
  13. ban-all-sheds

    Exporting TN-C-S to outbuilding - again!

    They hired David Cockburn...
  14. E

    Why would "a bit of bondage" be locked?

    You know that scene in 2001:A Space Odyssey, when Dave is dismantling HAL, and HAL just comes out with random statements from the past...? I give it another half hour before cockburn starts singing 'Daisy'.
  15. S

    Why would "a bit of bondage" be locked?

    If Mr Cockburn provided a reasonably coherent dialog (whether technically incorrect or not) instead of "injecting" message fragments then I am quite sure that he would have been responded to in a very different way. The subject he raises is interesting, the ridiculous, idiotic way in which he...
  16. bernardgreen

    Why would "a bit of bondage" be locked?

    I believe there is a point to this conversation. Mr Cockburn is obviously dedicated to promoting safety in electrical installations. He appears to be promoting the need for care and attention to detail when designing and installing and using electrical equipment. But his understanding of...
  17. westie101

    Electric Shock

    Arrrgh, don't you start we have enough trouble with Mr (?) Cockburn
  18. R

    A bit of bondage!

    Only 3 remaining now - hurry chaps they're selling like hot cakes ! "In seeking to protect the most vulnerable to 230V, we end up protecting ourselves from 400V" - WTF is that all about !!! David Cockburn - Electrician..............OXYMORON !!
  19. ban-all-sheds

    Water pipe bonding

    Has anybody ever seen him and Bernard together at the same time?
  20. Echo the husky

    Loose earth bond

    You're starting to sound like D.W. Cockburn...
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